so a priest and some guy were having coffee in the rectory when a woman runs in screaming, "father! father! blah blah blah!" the priest says helen, rule number six. she calms herself and moves on. moments later, a man runs in screaming "father! father! blah blah blah!" the priest says mitch, rule number six. mitch composes himself and moves on. finally guy asks priest "what is rule number six?" priest says don't take yourself so goddamned seriously.